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Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16488) - you deserved it (38518)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend across the street. I was walking with a girl whom I'd been hooking up with and wanted to make my ex-girlfriend jealous. I kissed her and she immediately smacked me. I got a "ha-ha" text message from my ex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17814) - you deserved it (94427)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)



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