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Mearemoi
  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of comments : 133
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 31 posted

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Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

#29434
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On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit in the open toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26232) - you deserved it (6477)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by bad surprise - United States (New York)

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

#51
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On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -



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