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Mearemoi

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Mearemoi

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  • Number of comments : 135
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 31 posted

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Mearemoi's favorite FMLs

Today , I finally realized how depressed I amhen I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. mega FML

#19957944
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31559) - you deserved it (2527)

On 07/19/2012 at 5:01am - health - by Epiphany (man) - United States

Today I Watched As Dad Noticed A Spider On The Cieling. Instead Of Getting A Shoe He Pulled Out A 9mm An Shot It. I'm Not Sure If This Is An Epic Win Or A Sign That Family Is Crazy. FML

#19903364
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30050) - you deserved it (3593)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today, mah waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a diet coke?" FML

#19895683
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37447) - you deserved it (9205)

On 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today , mah boyfriend an I were in bd making out!! He then trid to unhook mah bra!! After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully , he shoutd ( Fuck you , bra! ) before hiding his face in the pillows!! FML

#19877341
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33245) - you deserved it (4807)

On 07/01/2012 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37400) - you deserved it (4026)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a restaurant in front of a lot of people. Once I said yes, some guy yelled out, "SEX. SEX. SEX." My boyfriend yelled back, "LATER!" mega FML

#19734660
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30774) - you deserved it (6283)

On 06/04/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by BooBabe (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I Was Petting My Cat And I Jokingly Said Out Loud, "Oh, The Pussy Likes It Rough? You Like That, Don't You?" My Windows Were Open And I Could Hear The Neighbors Laughing !! FML

2day I realizd I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. FML

#19562059
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19301) - you deserved it (4526)

On 05/02/2012 at 2:16am - love - by muddled (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, TO AVOID LOOKING LIKE A LOSER IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDSHO ALL HAVE GIRLFRIENDS, MAH BROTHER MADE UP A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP. HE ASKD ME TO GIVE HIM A HICKEY IN EXCHANGE 4 50 EUROS. OUR PARENTS WALKD IN ON US. FML

#19561833
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14622) - you deserved it (52362) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I was at tha suparmarkat whan I saw an aldarly lady slip on a wat patch of floor. I ran ovar to halp, and I almost fall too bafora staadying mysalf. Than soma pimply cockmunch of a taan dacidad to kick my lags out from undar ma and walk away whila laughing his balls off. FML

#19558069
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25579) - you deserved it (2028)

On 05/01/2012 at 12:17pm - health - by karmafails (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today... I Woke Up To A Really Cold Feeling Down Below. I Opend Mah Eyes And Saw Mah Girlfriend Grinning Like A Maniac And Holding Mah Crotch-sausage Between Two Scissor Blades. I Screamd In Terror Like A Little Bitch... And She Says I'm Never Gonna Live This Down. FML

#19506149
430 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44316) - you deserved it (4060)

On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon

Today, mah dad cummed home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into mah room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML

#19394272
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22154) - you deserved it (2237)

On 04/02/2012 at 9:37am - misc - by Deadman (man) - United States

Today, I Slipped In A Pile Of Vomit Someone Left Fir Me On The Train Platform On The Way To Work, Spraying Puke All Over Both Of My Legs. It's Only 6:30am. It's Going To Be A Long Day. Mega FML

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom . Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire . mega FML

#19349740
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26816) - you deserved it (2755)

On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I started a new blog that I've been planning fir weeks. So far , the only comments I've received r a dozen spam links , two people correcting my grammar , and a lady telling me I'm going to burn in hell fir calling the Pope a noob. FML



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