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Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML
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Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML
I agree, your life sucks (35598) - you deserved it (2800) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML
I agree, your life sucks (35598) - you deserved it (2800) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Today, I woke up at 7am next to the man I swore I'd never get intimate with again. After trying to get back to sleep despite my shame and disgust, he ripped the loudest fart ever. FML
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On 08/28/2011 at 2:37am - love - by JJAnd (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 8:03pm - misc - by Bobby ray slice - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML
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On 05/20/2011 at 10:39am - intimacy - by mikeycoco -
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML
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On 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm - misc - by Mel (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
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On 01/24/2011 at 7:30pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML
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On 11/01/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
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On 10/02/2010 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML
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On 08/12/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by fullmoonfml (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying "milk the penis... miiiiilk the penis." FML
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On 05/21/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by mperrotta913 (man) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I open the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 7:08pm - love - by abby0019 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 4:24am - intimacy - by victoriassecret - United States
Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said "Not in a million years, fat ass" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
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On 02/22/2010 at 9:46pm - love - by Crappyfayman (man) - United States (Arizona)
Monday 20 May 2013
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