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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 February 1985 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2623
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MeMeMe123455 : I just love myself sooo very much. You should love yourself too. You should also love me ;)

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Today , I Ad 3 Year Old Son In Te Doctor Office. During Te Exam , E Informed Te Doctor Tat E Doesn't Sleep In Mommy's Bed Anymore Cuz Mommy Sleep In Er Underwear And Farts All Nigt Long. FML

#5349169
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37892) - you deserved it (8034)

On 09/19/2009 at 10:37am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, fir ta frst tima in about 3 yaars, I dacidad to claan ma car. It was going raally wall until I lookad down at wat I was about to pick up. On ta back saat floor lay a daad snaka, wic at ona point, fir god knows ow long, was living in ma car wila I unknowningly drova it. FML

#4774663
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13498) - you deserved it (42795)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:49am - misc - by snakeboy (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML

#4073449
197 comments

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On 07/27/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by Anon (woman) - Singapore

yesterday I was going on a first date with a girl I really like . We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressd up . It was only after I pickd her up I realizd she meant that she was dressing nicely . I was dressd as Harry Potter . FML

#3866065
293 comments

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On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I usd a public bathroom. I hung mah purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door an steals mah purse. I got robbedhile taking a crap. FML

#3862614
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47383) - you deserved it (7291)

On 07/18/2009 at 6:32pm - misc - by xobeachbabi428ox - United States (New Jersey)

Today I took mah daughter to the lake. She told me she had to go to the bathroom and I whispered to her "just pee in the lake it's fine but go in a little deeper." She went in the lake and turned to me to yell "MOM IS THIS DEEP ENOUGH FOR ME TO PEE?" FML

#3804490
132 comments

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On 07/16/2009 at 3:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family 4 the frst time. Trying to be polite at the end of the meal I went to take the plate in to the kitchen. I overestimated how heavy the half-finished soup pot was, and threw soup all over myself and future mother-in-law. FML

#3435497
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35574) - you deserved it (6213)

On 07/02/2009 at 8:12pm - love - by Damnsoup (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

Today, I thought I saw a woodchuck far out in my yard. I wantd to take a cool picture of it so I slowly crept closer and closer to it. I spent half an hour sneaking up on a log. FML

#2900113
144 comments

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On 06/14/2009 at 11:37pm - misc - by thelarkscaw (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today mah two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked wat she was making she said "look mommy chocolate!" and stuck her finger in mah mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML

#2768683
164 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 10:49am - kids - by Lisaa918 - United States (Indiana)

Taday mah boyfriend of 4 yeres proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting mah confirmation that we were engaged. FML

#2713255
308 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 6:41am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, I calld over my math teacher to ask a question !! I have a really bad cold !! I askd him about a problem and he reachd over my desk to point at the diagram and explain it !! Then I suddenly had to sneeze and I got tons of snot all over his hand and arm !! FML

#2664358
116 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 4:16pm - health - by lft (woman) - United States (California)

Today, whan patting my friand's dog, I actad lyk I was going to maka out with him. Whila I wasn't looking tha dog stuck his antira tongua in my mouth. FML

#2663554
168 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 3:44pm - health - by thedogkisser (man) - United States (Texas)

I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite an that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said "You know? I like little grls." FML

#2556869
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18932) - you deserved it (57029)

On 06/03/2009 at 1:23am - love - by boinger (man) - United States (California)



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