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by I'm stupid / 11/25/2012 at 10:08am / United States (Illinois) / Health
by WritingWrongs / 11/25/2012 at 8:28am / United States / Money
Today, a shopper approached me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignored his comment, until he got so upset that he wanted to speak to my manager. It would have been understandable if I actually worked there. FML
by Anonymous / 11/25/2012 at 4:07am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Jocelyn / 11/25/2012 at 2:12am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/24/2012 at 9:35pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
Today, at work, I took an order from a stuck-up sounding lady over the phone. She said her last name was "duckling, but with an F". Bemused, I wrote her name on the order. When she arrived to pick it up later, she told me she'd said "s", not "f". FML
by Anonymous / 11/24/2012 at 7:25pm / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Work
Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML
by Eganstein / 11/24/2012 at 6:11pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by ladylol / 11/24/2012 at 8:54am / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Intimacy
by Read The Fine Print / 11/24/2012 at 12:55am / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a whipped cream bra with cherry nipples, captioned, "I hope you enjoyed your dinner, now how about some dessert???" I meant to send it to my fiancé. I sent it by mistake to my dad. FML
by Whipped Cream / 11/24/2012 at 12:38am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, I went out and bought a copy of Black Ops 2. I got home and opened the case, only to see the game disk was missing. When I went back to the store to complain, the guy at the desk accused me of trying to pull an old scam on him. FML
by FUCK A FUCKING DUCK / 11/23/2012 at 12:20pm / Bahamas (New Providence) / Money
Today, I ran into an old friend, and she remarked how she couldn't believe we hadn't seen each other in a year. Except not only did I attend her baby shower a few weeks ago, I spent hundreds of dollars on a unique gift. FML
by Anonymous / 11/22/2012 at 9:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/22/2012 at 8:34pm / United States (Alabama) / Animals
Today, my family came over for Thanksgiving. We were supposed to have had dinner hours ago, but my mom kept sneaking into the kitchen and dialing down the temperature on the oven, claiming I was going to overcook everything. At this rate, we'll be lucky to have eaten by midnight. FML
by mommycooks / 11/22/2012 at 6:18pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/22/2012 at 12:35pm / Australia (Victoria) / Work
- Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort… Today, I was getting it on with my cute guy friend in his candlelit bedroom and we had just started… Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the…