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About MeLuvBewbs : If you are reading this, please leave. I'm pregnant and busy filling up my shot glasses. I have to go to Karma later and Jersey turnpike the shit outta my cuca. Jersey shore bitches!

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Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15546) - you deserved it (1445)

On 01/27/2009 at 9:23am - misc - by impatient amy - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15602) - you deserved it (1489)

On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)

Today, after going to college for 5 years to become an architect I discover my plumber makes more than I do. FML


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On 12/30/2008 at 6:16am - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27928) - you deserved it (1670)

On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML


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On 11/30/2008 at 5:51am - misc - by Groom - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML


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On 11/19/2008 at 11:37pm - misc - by lageste - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML


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On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML


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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France

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