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  • Number of visits : 14766
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About MeLuvBewbs : If you are reading this, please leave. I'm pregnant and busy filling up my shot glasses. I have to go to Karma later and Jersey turnpike the shit outta my cuca. Jersey shore bitches!

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Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

#527
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33169) - you deserved it (2034)

On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

#419
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18964) - you deserved it (10047)

On 11/30/2008 at 5:51am - misc - by Groom - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML

#345
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23268) - you deserved it (4568)

On 11/19/2008 at 11:37pm - misc - by lageste - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18913) - you deserved it (135662)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88478) - you deserved it (40352)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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