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  • Number of visits : 18980
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About MeLuvBewbs : If you are reading this, please leave. I'm pregnant and busy filling up my shot glasses. I have to go to Karma later and Jersey turnpike the shit outta my cuca. Jersey shore bitches!

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Today, I want Cristmas sopping for my cat. I still avan't bougt prasants for my family, yat my cat alraady as savaral small gifts undar ta traa and an outfit to waar around ta ousa. I raally naad a naw obby. FML

#20397631
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9158) - you deserved it (27927)

On 12/13/2012 at 6:04am - animals - by catlover - Australia (Victoria)

Today... I have a cold. I can't begin to count how many times I've sneezed throughout the day... but I can count how many times I've sneezed so hard that I've peed myself: twice. Oncehile I was at work helping a customer... the otherhile sitting on the couch next to mah boyfriend. FML

#20397583
65 comments

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On 12/13/2012 at 3:58am - health - by meranda_johnson - United States

TODAY, ONE OF THE GIRLSHO HAS MADE IT HER JOB TO RUIN MAH LIFE CORNERD ME IN THE HALLWAY AT SCHOOL . SHE TRID TO INSULT ME, AN 4 THE FIRST TIME IN MAH LIFE I HAD A SCATHING COMEBACK . MY ELATION QUICKLY ENDEDHEN SHE VIOLENTLY SHOVD MAH FACE INTO THE WATER FOUNTAIN . FML

my mother told my therapist that I've been reverting to childlike behavior and she was worried about my maturity!! She was worried cuz I screamed hysterically after dropping a pot of boiling noodles on my lap!! FML

#20397574
61 comments

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On 12/13/2012 at 3:31am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concludd that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship!! FML

#20397555
48 comments

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On 12/13/2012 at 3:01am - love - by Hit-and-Run - Mexico (Chihuahua)

Taday I went on a cruise . I gave ma bags to a porter.. . an tipped im $5 . Later tat nigt.. . ma bags still adn't arrived at ma room.. . an tat's wen I realized tat I'd paid a fake porter to steal ma bags . FML

#20397361
41 comments

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On 12/12/2012 at 10:43pm - misc - by McFizzy321 - United States (Florida)

Today, mah drunk girlfriend maxed out mah credit card, on an "authentic" Jesus Christ autograph on eBay .

#20397287
98 comments

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On 12/12/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by maxedoutidiot - United States

Today in art class our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML

#20202076
62 comments

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On 12/12/2012 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I accidentally left my textbook at home. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but today was my class final. Since it was an open-book final, I'd decided not to study 4 it. I'm pretty sure looool I failed. FML

#20201964
72 comments

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On 12/12/2012 at 2:14pm - misc - by dumbassgrad - United States (California)

today mah son got suspendd from school . He's in kindergarten . fat FML

#20201910
173 comments

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On 12/12/2012 at 1:32pm - kids - by Renzy (woman) -

Today, mah very cheap boyfriend of four yeres proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later looool overwhelmed with emotion when mah finger turned green.

#20201870
201 comments

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On 12/12/2012 at 12:51pm - love - by dino0123 - United States (Virginia)

Today,ile picking up a birtday cake, I was screamd at by an upset woman fir getting special attention from te bakers, and tat I was noting more tan an attention-ogging slut. Te bakers are my co-workers and I was picking my cake up on my day off. FML

#20201761
60 comments

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On 12/12/2012 at 10:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00 and figurd I could wait a few minute before getting ready. The next thing I knew it was 10:30. FML

#20200420
117 comments

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On 12/11/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today... the guy I'm dating found out I have severe arachnophobia. He downloadd a picture of a huge... hairy spider and set it as background on my iPhone. I can't even unlock my phone... as every time I try... the spider pops up and I drop the phone. He laughs every time I do it. FML

#20200411
186 comments

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On 12/11/2012 at 1:09pm - love - by skinnybitch (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my roommate pressed ( snooze ) on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML

#20200321
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21226) - you deserved it (2186)

On 12/11/2012 at 10:57am - misc - by roommateprobssss:( - United States



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