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Mclovin_95

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  • Birth Date : Monday 26 June 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1389
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mclovin_95 : Well hey wats up:)
haha i dont kno what to write..lmao i guess i just like reading peoples fucked up moments xD

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Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML

#13561698
350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53631) - you deserved it (3805)

On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML

#13295050
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27483) - you deserved it (8608)

On 10/02/2010 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML

#13118537
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15670) - you deserved it (41767)

On 09/19/2010 at 8:07pm - misc - by whitefox123 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML

#13070669
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26775) - you deserved it (4624)

On 09/16/2010 at 3:04am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML

#13037540
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35436) - you deserved it (3867)

On 09/13/2010 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML

#13027296
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37876) - you deserved it (5649)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:29pm - intimacy - by nickim756 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
419 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31947) - you deserved it (28478)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML

#12978381
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31850) - you deserved it (8805)

On 09/09/2010 at 3:58pm - love - by kevdev (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

#12953032
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52433) - you deserved it (7882)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

#1104891
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (503811) - you deserved it (31101)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)



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