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McOrmick

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Visits<b>drumlinecowboy</b> - the 05/04/2009 at 10:58pm<b>guitar10</b> - the 05/04/2009 at 9:55pm<b>username666</b> - the 05/04/2009 at 9:29pm

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Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML

by Anonymous / 05/04/2009 at 4:28pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

by Anonymous / 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm / United States / Intimacy