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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1296
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About McNikk : My name is Nick. I'm a Christian, I'm eighteen, and I'm from Atlanta. I also love music; Daft Punk is my favorite.

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McNikk's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out I wasn't invited to the annual family reunion. The reason? Everyone thinks I'm "creepy" because I'm the only adult who will go out and play with the kids. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30399) - you deserved it (2355)

On 04/03/2015 at 7:00pm - misc - by big_bail (man) - United States (California)

Today, I explained to my sister that the reason she isn't getting job offers is probably because her résumé is in Comic Sans and contains TXT language and a lot of typos. She thanked me for my help by calling me a "clueless horse-fucker" and telling me to shut my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28403) - you deserved it (2267)

On 04/03/2015 at 2:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I signed into my online class, got bored, and took off my headphones to argue with my roommates about anal sex. At the end of the argument, I put my headphones back on to hear my professor asking if someone could call me to tell me to turn my damn mic off. FML

Today, I can't go on watching season 8 of The Big Bang Theory, not because of the steady decline of the show's quality, but because I can't stand Penny's new haircut. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31043) - you deserved it (18649)

On 09/23/2014 at 8:48am - misc - by shelookslikemiley - Australia

Today, I read a book by a former client who did time for fraud. She swears she's innocent, and blames everyone for her "ordeal": the police, court, judge, and me, her own attorney. She conveniently forgot to mention her two full confessions, one of which was given before the judge. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37925) - you deserved it (3294)

On 07/18/2014 at 4:04pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Cura?ao

Today, I had to give a sexual harassment seminar to my department. Someone put in a complaint that my example made them feel uncomfortable. FML


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On 02/26/2014 at 4:44pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets from being in love with me is the best feeling in the world, even better than the feeling he gets when he poops. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46703) - you deserved it (7118)

On 01/25/2014 at 10:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw my sister after three days away. When I went to get in the car with her, she told me I had to sit in the back, because her teddy rides in front now. She was serious. I've already been replaced by a stuffed bear. FML

Today, while working at McDonald's, an angry customer called asking for his money back. Apparently we'd put 6 cheeseburgers in his bag instead of 5, he ate them all and now feels sick. FML

Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49675) - you deserved it (8887)

On 11/03/2013 at 3:18pm - misc - by Argh (man) - France (Poitou-Charentes)

Today, I put a picture of my cat on Facebook. A stranger sent me a message saying how "attractive" she was and that her eyes are "very seductive". So, basically, someone is trying to hit on my cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42868) - you deserved it (4726)

On 10/30/2013 at 3:03am - animals - by meow (woman) - United States

Today, my grandmother opened the bathroom door to find me eating a spoonful of Nutella while on the toilet. She is convinced that I was eating my own shit and will not stop telling everybody. They believe her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28620) - you deserved it (41747)

On 09/15/2013 at 5:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized that what I thought for years was my country's National Anthem, is actually the theme song of a TV show. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19225) - you deserved it (55195)

On 09/12/2013 at 6:27pm - misc - by :| (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I tried to get my golden retriever to stand in front of our church for a very short time to illustrate the point of a sermon. When I brought my dog up, he mounted the pastor's leg and began humping him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39010) - you deserved it (9207)

On 09/08/2013 at 9:42pm - animals - by sillydoggy - United States

Today, I was at the doctor's getting a check up. He asked me if I was allergic to anything, to which I blurted out, "Cats." He gave me a weird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't give you cats." FML


I agree, your life sucks (42230) - you deserved it (6857)

On 09/03/2013 at 4:17am - health - by NoNotCats =^._.^= (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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