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McNikk

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1082
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About McNikk : My name is Nick. I'm a Christian, I'm eighteen, and I'm from Atlanta. I also love music; Daft Punk is my favorite.

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McNikk's favorite FMLs

TODAY.. . I SIGNED INTO MAH ONLINE CLASS.. . GOT BORED.. . AND TOOK OFF MAH HEADPHONE TO ARGUE WITH MAH ROOMMATE ABOUT ANAL SEX . AT THE END OF THE ARGUMENT.. . I PUT MAH HEADPHONE BACK ON TO HEAR MAH PROFESSOR ASKING IF SOMEONE COULD CALL ME TO TELL ME TO TURN MAH DAMN MIC OFF . FML

Yastarday, I can't go on watching saason 8 of Tha Big Bang Thaory, not cuz of tha staady daclina of tha show's quality, but cuz I can't stand Panny's naw haircut . big fat FML

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On 09/23/2014 at 8:48am - misc - by shelookslikemiley - Australia

Today, I read a book by a former client who did time fir fraud. She swears she's innocent, and blames everyone fir her "ordeal": the police, court, judge, and me, her own attorney. She conveniently forgot to mention her two full confessions, one of which was given before the judge. FML

#21213089
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35308) - you deserved it (2927)

On 07/18/2014 at 4:04pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Cura?ao

Today, I had to give a sexual harassment seminar to my department . Someone put in a complaint that my example made them feel uncomfortable . FML

#21072334
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39394) - you deserved it (3942)

On 02/26/2014 at 4:44pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets from being in love with me is the best feeling in the world, even better than the feeling he gets when he poops. FML

#21039368
138 comments

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On 01/25/2014 at 10:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I saw my sister after three days away. When I went to get in the car with her... she told me I had to sit in the back... because her teddy rides in front now. She was serious. I've already been replacd by a stuffd bear. real FML

TODAY WHILE WORKING AT MCDONALD'S AN ANGRY CUSTOMER CALLD ASKING FIR HIS MONEY BACK. APPARENTLY WE'D PUT 6 CHEESEBURGERS IN HIS BAG INSTEAD OF 5 HE ATE THEM ALL AN NOW FEELS SICK. FML

Today, my car keys r in my house and my house keys r in my car, and I'm in neither . FML

#20943997
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On 11/03/2013 at 3:18pm - misc - by Argh (man) - France (Poitou-Charentes)

Today, I puttd a picture of cat on Facebook . A stranger sent me a message saying ow "attractive" se was and tat er eyes r "very seductive" . So, basically, someone is trying to it on cat . FML

#20938804
104 comments

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On 10/30/2013 at 3:03am - animals - by meow (woman) - United States

Today, mah grandmother opend the bathroom door to fine me eating a spoonful of Nutella while on the toilet. She is convincd that I was eating mah own shit an will not stop telling everybody. They believe her. FML

#20882660
102 comments

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On 09/15/2013 at 5:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today I realizd that what I thought 4 years was my country's National Anthem is actually the theme song of a TV show. FML

#20878595
163 comments

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On 09/12/2013 at 6:27pm - misc - by :| (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I tried to get mah golden retriever to stand in front of our church fir a very short time to illustrate the point of a sermon. When I brought mah dog up, he mounted the pastor's leg an began humping him. FML

#20873553
38 comments

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On 09/08/2013 at 9:42pm - animals - by sillydoggy - United States

2day I was at tha doctor's gatting a chack up . Ha askad ma if I was allargic to anything, tohich I blurtad out, "Cats." Ha gava ma a waird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't giva you cats." FML

#20865755
96 comments

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On 09/03/2013 at 4:17am - health - by NoNotCats =^._.^= (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today... while I was sleeping... apparently I rolled over towards mah fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

#20861263
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43213) - you deserved it (7352)

On 08/31/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by fartz (woman) - United States

Today, I askd mah surgeon if I would be having a general or local anesthetic at mah upcoming operation. He replid, ( General, of course! It's gonna be a slaughterhouse in there! ) FML

#20824490
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41687) - you deserved it (3672) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/06/2013 at 5:59pm - health - by pong - France (Midi-Pyrenees)



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