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McFly187
  • Town/Country : Wisconsin City :), United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 June 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 287
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About McFly187 : Hey the names Chelsea, I'm 18 years old. I love music. Metal. Rock. Rap. Some Country. I love reading fmls and knowing somewhere, someplace, somebodys day was worse then mine. No really it helps :) lol.

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Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

#8051668 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (26536) - you deserved it (3114)

On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

#4861565 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (47108) - you deserved it (14076)

On 08/27/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)