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Mayfly182

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2525
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Mayfly182's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself "I wish I had a boyfriend like that". I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

#15678976
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34612) - you deserved it (13201)

On 04/07/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

#580113
484 comments

I agree, your life sucks (626712) - you deserved it (38342)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

#265039
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (252845) - you deserved it (16454)

On 03/10/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by TuralSucks (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (302630) - you deserved it (55216)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)



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