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MaydayParade1476
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 September 1997 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 178
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About MaydayParade1476 : I don't really post that many FMLs... I just like to moderate and re-post the illiterate ones that are amusing.

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Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

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446 comments

I agree, your life sucks (314292) - you deserved it (41287)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was in the change room at the local YMCA. I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a naked old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimed at the dryer. He seemed to be enjoying it. FML

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On 03/05/2009 at 1:45pm - misc - by nuberific (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was walking to my car tonight when I saw a large man walking behind me, I hurried to open my car as he was approaching quickly, my door wasn't unlocking and I panicked. It was then I noticed it wasnt even my car. As I walked away from the other car, he walked up and unlocked the door. FML

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46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7628) - you deserved it (36141)

On 03/03/2009 at 11:19pm - misc - by Fantastic (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my roommate and I finally got fed up with this increasingly, horrible stench that has been in our apartment for a few days now. Leaving it for our other roommates to handle, we selfishly left to get yogurtland. Moments later, we both expressed that we haven't seen our cat in a while. FML

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On 03/02/2009 at 4:32pm - animals - by pacificbeach - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting this one year old. She just learned how to say yes so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said "yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty... she looked at me and said "NO." FML

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On 03/01/2009 at 3:29pm - kids - by hi (woman) - United States (New York)



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