About MaydayParade1476 : I don't really post that many FMLs... I just like to moderate and re-post the illiterate ones that are amusing.
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Today, my family and I are sitting in our house while Hurricane Sandy is going on. My grandma is freaking out because she believes it's our recently deceased dog Sandy getting revenge for putting her to sleep and getting a new dog. FML
by With_Love929 / 10/29/2012 at 5:45pm / United States (New York) / Animals
by Nana / 10/22/2012 at 11:39am / Sweden (Vasterbottens Lan) / Miscellaneous
by stop it ninja / 10/14/2012 at 3:00am / United States (Virginia) / Animals
Today, I was walking home when I saw an elderly woman struggling with a large bag of garbage. I asked if I could help. I got it all the way to the dumpster and the bag ripped. Inside were about fourteen dead cats. FML
by AdamwithanA / 10/10/2012 at 11:36pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/01/2012 at 7:15pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/30/2012 at 12:37am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my step-brother had some serious bowel distress and rushed to the bathroom. Because he forgot to quit his group chat with his buddies, I quickly found out that the reason he's so over-protective, and hostile to my male friends, is because he wants to get into my pants. FML
by creepedasfuck / 09/23/2012 at 12:50pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/24/2012 at 5:10pm / United Kingdom (Walsall) / Health
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I was pretty upset, so one of my guy friends offered to comfort me and get some ice cream. Apparently his definition of "comforting" is to feel my tits and try to get me to give him head. FML
by m / 08/21/2012 at 9:59pm / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
by blakeintheoffice / 08/08/2012 at 9:53am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 07/03/2012 at 7:50pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by mpsteve137 / 06/30/2012 at 2:21am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by zombieguyswife / 06/28/2012 at 7:44pm / United States (Missouri) / Health
Today, I slammed my middle finger in a drawer. I screamed and my mom came running into the kitchen. She asked me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger. She hasn't spoken to me since this morning. FML
by anonymous / 06/26/2012 at 2:05am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by creeped out / 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
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- Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, under the Northern Lights of the Arctic Circle, I presented my girlfriend with an engagement… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of…