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MaydayParade1476

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 September 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3657
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About MaydayParade1476 : I don't really post that many FMLs... I just like to moderate and re-post the illiterate ones that are amusing.

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MaydayParade1476's favorite FMLs

Today, my roommate and I finally got fed up with this increasingly, horrible stench that has been in our apartment for a few days now. Leaving it for our other roommates to handle, we selfishly left to get yogurtland. Moments later, we both expressed that we haven't seen our cat in a while. FML

by pacificbeach / 03/02/2009 at 4:32pm / United States (California) / Animals

Today, I was babysitting this one year old. She just learned how to say yes so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said "yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty... she looked at me and said "NO." FML

by hi / 03/01/2009 at 3:29pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, while at work I was reading "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" to me class of 5 year olds. I got near the end of the book and said "Look at the big fat caterpillar" to which one of my pupils replied "Just like you, Miss!" FML

by Lesley / 02/16/2009 at 8:11pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Kids

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her itunes was on random. "Rape me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML

by RollieCollieUSA / 01/30/2009 at 12:27pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML