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Mayberry_Brown
  • Town/Country : Texas! XD, U.S.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 May 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 117
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Mayberry_Brown : Hmmm... I've been on here forever, but making an account and posting is a new endeavor. I'm from Texas, and living in Italy as a corpsman in the Navy. I can be super friendly, just have some inkling of common sense! That's about it, really... Message me, Facebook me. It's up to you. : ) New people are a new adventure.
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Today, I tried to motivate my 9-year-old sister to clean her room. She said she'd only agree if she could kill me. Thinking she was just kidding around, and not a total psychopath, I said sure. She ran to her room shouting, "Yes! I'm gonna use the big knife!" She's still cleaning now. FML

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On 11/21/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by anon - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML

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On 04/23/2012 at 12:04am - love - by gottalovefriends - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely for sex, and each time he gives her money to "support her unemployment." Pretty sure that means I'm dating a prostitute. FML

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On 10/21/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by prostitutes boyfriend - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML

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On 09/09/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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