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MayaTheBee

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  • Number of visits : 5127
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MayaTheBee : Good student in Dutch highschool. I played the violin and I play the flute, piano and a bit of guitar plus I like singing. I also love drawing and acting as much as I like languages, (Russian, Dutch and English are my main) math, physics and a bit of chemistry and biology.

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Visits<b>AnnaMuffin</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 3:28am<b>xoxoShadowxoxo</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 2:33am<b>TEZZ</b> - the 07/17/2013 at 5:35am<b>RandomPenguin</b> - the 07/13/2013 at 11:34pm<b>BellaBelle</b> - the 07/12/2013 at 7:50pm<b>Fedezzer</b> - the 06/26/2013 at 3:12am<b>AZdabest17</b> - the 06/15/2013 at 3:17pm<b>hiitsmeeeeeee</b> - the 06/04/2013 at 10:45pm<b>Enslaved</b> - the 06/03/2013 at 2:05am<b>Horsempeg</b> - the 05/26/2013 at 7:44am<b>Lidiyaaaa</b> - the 03/28/2013 at 1:03pm<b>misterunborn</b> - the 03/17/2013 at 5:59am<b>martinez121797</b> - the 03/10/2013 at 5:58pm<b>DutchBasterd</b> - the 02/23/2013 at 2:11pm

Fucked!<b>AnnaMuffin</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 9:28am

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MayaTheBee's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML

by Anonymous / 04/29/2013 at 12:51pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Health

Today, I wanted revenge on my college's drinks machine. For the past two days, it forgot to release a cup before pouring my coffee. This time, I had planned ahead; I put my money in, entered the code, and quickly inserted my own cup. It gave me hot water. FML

by Anonymous / 04/29/2013 at 3:25am / France / Money

Today, my dog became scared of his own food bowl. He now barks for ages every time he sees it. FML

by conbon123 / 04/29/2013 at 3:20am / United States (Oregon) / Animals

Today, my ten-year-old sister had to write out my job application because no one can read my terrible handwriting. FML

by AbhorrentApplication / 04/28/2013 at 7:40pm / United States (Virginia) / Work

Today, I was driving and a cute guy was staring at me. Flattered, I smiled at him, but he didn't even react. I realized he wasn't admiring me he was admiring my truck. This is the 5th time this week. My truck gets more game than I do. FML

by Anonymous / 04/26/2013 at 10:50am / United States / Transportation

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

by Skyler / 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

by Anon / 04/22/2013 at 3:19am / Singapore / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML

by Magicali / 04/21/2013 at 10:56pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was trying sell a customer a top-of-the-line surround sound system. Apparently he was aware that I work on commission, as he threatened to buy the system elsewhere unless I sang Rebecca Black's "Friday" in front of the whole store. Goodbye, self-respect. FML

by a little less poor at least / 04/21/2013 at 12:03pm / United States (Tennessee) / Money

Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML

by Human fly / 04/21/2013 at 2:20am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML

by Human fly / 04/21/2013 at 2:20am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went on my first date. Everything went great until I went to brush my date's hair over her ear like they do in the movies. I poked her dead in the eye. FML

by Anonymous / 04/19/2013 at 10:55pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by egging by some bastard riding a segway. He still got away. FML

by Anonymous / 04/19/2013 at 9:16pm / New Zealand / Transportation

Today, it's my only day off work in a while. I told my boss I'd be available via phone in case of emergencies. So far I've been called three times: To ask how the fax works, to let me know it's a slow day, and to ask me where the letter R is on a keyboard. FML

by Anonymous / 04/19/2013 at 6:17am / Germany (Berlin) / Work

Today, I was on hold with the cable company for an hour. When I finally got someone, I walked into the kitchen to where it was quiet and slid across the floor, falling on my butt and losing my connection on the phone. My 2-year-old son had sprayed the floor with nonstick cooking spray. FML