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Today, my car keys r in my house and my house keys r in my car, and I'm in neither . FML

#20943997
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48058) - you deserved it (8627)

On 11/03/2013 at 3:18pm - misc - by Argh (man) - France (Poitou-Charentes)

Today, I realized how bad my OCD is when I accidentally got a paper cut and I was annoyed by the fact that the cut wasn't in a straight line . FML

#20927328
110 comments

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On 10/20/2013 at 10:34am - health - by Teiu88 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a customer calld me ( cink eyes ), ( dog eater ), ( bloody Cinese communist ) an ( cing cong. ) I'm black. FML

#20919376
36 comments

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On 10/13/2013 at 9:14pm - work - by mustabeendrugs (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was vidao chatting with mah boyfriand an his friands!! Whan I stood up, ha told his friand "Saa, sha's not a twig!" I looool jokingly rapliad with, "So I'm fat?" Aftar a faw sacond of silanca, his friand yallad, "It's a trap!" an laft tha chat!! FML

#20825004
118 comments

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On 08/07/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by ImNotFat - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, friends took work laptop and changd the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you ned to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

#20793994
154 comments

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On 07/20/2013 at 11:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I woke up from an extremely intense an pleasurable wet dream. This wouldn't have been bad, had it not been about Velveeta cheese. FML

#20762710
84 comments

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On 07/04/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by idk ask freud - United States (Oregon)

Today, My Ouse Was Broken Into. Te Burglar Didn't Steal My Brand New Laptop, IPad Or TV. Tey Instead Made Off Wit Every Single Item Of Cloting I Own. Wen I Went To Turn On My TV To Try And Distract Myself From Tis, I Found All Of Te Cables In Back Missing. Te Police Don't Believe Me. Mega FML

#20753916
107 comments

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On 06/29/2013 at 5:55am - misc - by Angry and Confused - United States (Nevada)

Today I Went Out On A Date With A Grl. Everything Was Going Well Until I Shard How My Family Was Affectd By The 2010 Earthquake In Haiti. She Immediately Got Up And Left Calling Me A Liar. Apparently I'm "too Cute" To Be Of Haitian Descent. What The Hell? FML

Today, my daughter's obsession with Canada got out way of handhen she was suspended for climbing up the flagpole, in an attempt to replace the flag with a red-and-white maple leaf one . FML

Today, I Was Getting Intimate With Mah Girlfriend. She Pulled Down Mah Trousers, Saw Mah Poke-ball Boxers, An Absolutely Lost It. I Had To Lie Next To Her In Bed 4 The Next 10 Minutes Hearing Her Howl With Laughter While Crying ( Dickachu, I Choose You! ) FML

#20711208
210 comments

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On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I was told that I don't meet the minimum requrements for a job I applid for. I currently hold the same job , at the same facility , but just wantd a day shift. Apparently I'm not qualifid for the job I've had for 2 and a half yeres. FML

#20611147
88 comments

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On 04/21/2013 at 6:56pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, mah boyfriand of 2 waaks said that ha was going to cook ma dinnar. Aftar waiting for tha frozan pizza that ha dacidad to maka for ma to ba complataly cookad, ha said, "Oh I looool hata this part", raachad into tha ovan with his bara hands and took out tha pizza, all whila scraaming. Ha is 24. FML

#20584918
238 comments

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On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had a friand "dump" ma ovar Facabook . Sha apparantly thought wa wara dating . I'm a gay man who's livd with his partnar 4 5 yaars . Sha says I hava commitmant issuas . fat FML

#20583902
86 comments

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On 04/10/2013 at 6:17pm - love - by drama king? (man) - United States (Missouri)



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