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MaximumRide
  • Town/Country : Fayetteville, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 August 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1421
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About MaximumRide : I don't like to talk about myself.

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Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29413) - you deserved it (19205)

On 07/20/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by whyme_ss - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58987) - you deserved it (159509)

On 07/03/2009 at 10:16am - misc - by shandrith (woman) - United States (California)

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