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MaximumRide
  • Town/Country : Fayetteville, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 August 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1614
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About MaximumRide : I don't like to talk about myself.

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Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33108) - you deserved it (23702)

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