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About Mattyyy1995 : Heyy! i'm Matty, im 17 and i'm from England ...yes, I have a sexy English accent ;) i love music! I'm in a band ..I'm singer and lead guitarist. I also play the piano. love having a laugh. Enjoy alll sports. I swim for Great Britain junior mens :) if you think im the kinda guy you could get along message mee! :D wanna know more just ask me :)
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Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML
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On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML
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Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 6:32am - health - by princev - United States
Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and started talking about the movie. When I realized she wasn't saying anything, I looked up to see my ex-boyfriend sitting in the drivers seat. I got in the wrong car. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by sucks4me - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 5:24pm - misc - by Hannah - Ireland (Sligo)
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
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On 06/13/2011 at 12:12pm - love - by Uhh (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
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On 06/13/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by suze44 - United States (Washington)
Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
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On 06/12/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by El Stupido - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
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On 06/12/2011 at 7:46am - work - by FreshFaced (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says "Oh, honey. I don't care... Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
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On 06/12/2011 at 12:21am - love - by daddylove - United States (Washington)
Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML
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On 06/11/2011 at 6:36pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML
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On 06/08/2011 at 7:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France
Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML
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On 06/08/2011 at 2:55am - love - by anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm - love - by Jakub89 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML
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On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)
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