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Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62238) - you deserved it (4171)

On 06/11/2013 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML

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On 04/02/2013 at 12:11am - work - by QuinnyZebrass (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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