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Mattrocker
  • Town/Country : Woodland, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 August 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 20673
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML

#15165493 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (9863) - you deserved it (26213)

On 03/01/2011 at 6:18pm - health - by Baileyy - United States

Today, I was mugged while on my way to the book store. I'd saved up for months to make a mega-purchase of study materials for my major, only for it to be taken away in a few seconds by some lowlife thug. FML

#15164140 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (40268) - you deserved it (3016)

On 03/01/2011 at 3:59pm - misc - by chilegrande - United States

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

#15162285 (92)

I agree, your life sucks (23983) - you deserved it (2295)

On 03/01/2011 at 11:47am - misc - by assumed -

Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML

#15158351 (54)

I agree, your life sucks (17223) - you deserved it (3240)

On 03/01/2011 at 12:29am - love - by cockalicious -

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML

#15154591 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (9109) - you deserved it (23449)

On 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm - health - by stupiddrunk (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML

#15152021 (165)

I agree, your life sucks (20370) - you deserved it (4530)

On 02/28/2011 at 1:59pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, an old lady hit me with her car. After which she says, "Oh! Not Again!" FML

#15150765 (89)

I agree, your life sucks (20894) - you deserved it (1660)

On 02/28/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by roadkill - United States

Today, while watching Animal Planet, I realised my boyfriend uses the Dog Whisperer techniques on me. FML

#15149183 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (22393) - you deserved it (6654)

On 02/28/2011 at 5:55am - love - by notagoodsign (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)