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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2186
  • Number of comments : 166
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Matthew86 : I finally have managed to get my password reset so that I can comment on this app....Woo Hoo!!

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Matthew86's favorite FMLs

Today, at age 27, I went to pick up the girl I like for my first ever date. Her brother answered the door with a baseball bat, said the date was off and threatened to smash my kneecaps to pieces if I ever came back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22353) - you deserved it (1501)

On 10/09/2015 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I learned that your crotch can just light up on the body scanner in the airport for no apparent reason; and when that happens, a thorough pat down of that area will be performed by a confused security officer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21070) - you deserved it (1361)

On 10/08/2015 at 10:06pm - misc - by Traveler (man) -

Today, my boyfriend fed a "random mushroom from the woods" to my rabbit. It then had a violent seizure and died. He claims it must have been from "natural causes". FML

Today, my married life pretty much consists of punching myself in the penis until my libido goes down, since my wife has physical ailments that prevent her from even wanting to have sex. FML

Today, I walked in on my drunk roommate grinding up stale marshmallows and attempting to snort them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19510) - you deserved it (1480)

On 09/23/2015 at 7:56pm - misc - by KindaLooksLikeCocaine (man) - United States (California)

Today, my "friends" pulled an elaborate prank on me. First, they changed my ringtone to a recording of someone saying "Allahu Akbar" on repeat. Then, they called me as we had a moment of silence in honor of the 9/11 victims. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31146) - you deserved it (2716)

On 09/11/2015 at 9:50am - misc - by EverettA - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got hit by a USPS truck. Luckily, I have car insurance. Just kidding. My insurance got cancelled two days ago for lack of responding to letters they sent. Letters that the USPS didn't deliver. FML

Today, the girl I like at work surprised me in the otherwise empty break room. She caught me taking part in what might as well have been the Ball-Scratching Olympics. I didn't notice she was behind me until she cleared her throat to get my attention. Shit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19721) - you deserved it (12010)

On 09/06/2015 at 12:55am - misc - by ballthlete (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I showed my daughter video footage from a security camera that showed her using her employee key to enter the store I own, disarming the alarm, and stealing several very valuable items. Her defense? That someone had "photoshopped" the video. We'll see how that goes down in court. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28122) - you deserved it (2575)

On 09/04/2015 at 1:01pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I brought home a new small glass necklace and put it somewhere I figured that the cats couldn't reach. I was wrong. Now I will be looking through kitty litter to find something smaller than a dime. Talk about needle in a haystack. FML

Today, my date came to pick me up for a date. As I was getting into his car, a large blister on my foot burst. My foot is now swimming in a pool of hot, liquid pus. FML

Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31975) - you deserved it (2231)

On 08/12/2015 at 1:50pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my lazy bastard of a co-worker punched me straight in the jaw because he didn't get the promotion I did. Being his new manager, I fired him. A few hours later, I was fired for "abusing" my power. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28827) - you deserved it (2892)

On 08/11/2015 at 7:05pm - work - by NotJobbing (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23443) - you deserved it (1968)

On 08/03/2015 at 9:28pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

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