Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Matt_192

Search for a member

Matt_192

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 June 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 11175
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Matt_192 : My names Matt... I'm a Chemical Engineering major at Texas Southern University. I like to draw, do photography, write music, play the trombone and piano, and occasionally try (and fail at) poetry. I enjoy long walks on the beach, taking in the sights and sounds of the dirty water in Galveston, and making small children cry with my horrible singing. Also, I'm a chemistry nerd and I love to learn new things. Oh, and I'm awesome :P

P.S. Conformity is for losers. Be yourself.

Matt_192's page activity

Visits<b>PinkPoshling111</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 5:32am<b>swasher</b> - the 06/11/2014 at 12:14pm<b>alexmac222</b> - the 12/29/2013 at 1:22pm<b>killerpenguin4</b> - the 12/18/2013 at 2:00am<b>EllaJSwiftie</b> - the 10/25/2013 at 2:31pm<b>RawrImaDragon</b> - the 09/06/2013 at 2:39am<b>PHATERTL</b> - the 07/15/2013 at 10:06pm<b>moldypeaches</b> - the 05/30/2013 at 3:07am<b>paoloescu</b> - the 05/12/2013 at 3:16pm<b>katieflowers77</b> - the 05/09/2013 at 12:45am<b>Sonfang</b> - the 03/25/2013 at 9:38am<b>Noxialis</b> - the 02/24/2013 at 7:34pm<b>I_iz_B_a_troll</b> - the 02/14/2013 at 10:33pm<b>silksheets</b> - the 01/15/2013 at 12:17pm<b>Metzler31</b> - the 01/12/2013 at 11:41am<b>neeni88</b> - the 01/11/2013 at 2:39pm<b>youngsofly</b> - the 01/02/2013 at 4:20pm<b>DestinysChampion</b> - the 12/30/2012 at 6:47pm

Matt_192's FML badges

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

See all of Matt_192's badges

Matt_192's favorite FMLs

Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML

#14673565
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9999) - you deserved it (43042)

On 01/22/2011 at 12:39pm - love - by jester777 (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML

#14670797
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27492) - you deserved it (7379) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/22/2011 at 3:49am - misc - by sandra22 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend's mother who lives with us decided that since I work from home, it would be a good idea for her to stay home and keep me company. "Keeping me company" includes ordering me to make her food, gossiping non stop, and ridiculing me for not being the woman that she always saw her son marrying. FML

#14664315
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29203) - you deserved it (3160)

On 01/21/2011 at 5:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, and ever since I was born, I've had a lazy eye. This morning my boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren't looking at life in the same way. FML

#14608702
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33018) - you deserved it (3305) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - love - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was on a plane. When my flight attendant brought me my drink, it had a lid and a straw. He told me, very seriously, "not to spill." No one else got a lid. I'm 18, and apparently I look spill-prone. FML

#14604912
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22296) - you deserved it (2970)

On 01/16/2011 at 8:37pm - misc - by thisisme (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I'm pregnant, my mom came over to do some nice things for me, such as clean my kitchen and cook a large pot of my favorite soup. When she left, I took a nap, planning to eat later. I woke up to find my roommates had trashed my kitchen and eaten all my soup. FML

#14542234
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29350) - you deserved it (3860)

On 01/11/2011 at 4:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML

#14529858
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7286) - you deserved it (59088)

On 01/10/2011 at 3:25am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had a plaster cast removed from my arm. After telling the nurse it felt like the saw was cutting my skin, she tells me there is no way that it could touch my skin and that I was being paranoid. She cracked open the cast. Burns, blisters and bleeding skin were revealed. FML

#14484091
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41766) - you deserved it (2422)

On 01/06/2011 at 9:54am - health - by omfgitburns (man) -

Today, my boss walked in and said something I didn't quite hear, but my co-worker chuckled so to be polite, I laughed with him. They gave me some weird looks. My boss was actually talking about his wife's tumor and my co-worker was coughing. FML

#14471297
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10185) - you deserved it (29703)

On 01/05/2011 at 2:41am - work - by sucks (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML

#14406121
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35487) - you deserved it (2638)

On 12/31/2010 at 4:55am - misc - by Kellie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, instead of watching a movie like a normal family, we performed random acts of kindness by handing out roses to total strangers in the freezing cold. No one would take them. FML

#14400512
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24982) - you deserved it (5455)

On 12/30/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my father had a dream that he'd lost me forever, and the pain was so unbearable, it woke him up. Turns out, the pain he was experiencing was just his bowels and he really needed to take a shit. This is the most affection I've ever received from my father. FML

#14398309
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24598) - you deserved it (2985)

On 12/30/2010 at 5:28pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML

#14381626
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8059) - you deserved it (47758)

On 12/29/2010 at 11:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I found out that my parents didn't come to my wedding not because they couldn't make it, but rather that my younger brother didn't want to go. FML

#14365094
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30769) - you deserved it (2179)

On 12/28/2010 at 1:54am - misc - by SharpeOne -

Today, I was able to land a nice apartment solely based on the fact that my puppy is potty trained. During the required pet interview, my dog 'got sick' and defecated all over the apartment office. I now have to clean the mess knowing that I will not be allowed to live there. FML

#14339155
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21199) - you deserved it (3641)

On 12/25/2010 at 9:29pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



FML's blog

  • Matteor's illustrated FML #2
  • So, is everyone back from their vacation? Can we get back to regular programming? No? OK, I get it. You're all still crying about not being at the beach any more, well, I am anyway. And this time of year…

Thursday 11 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: