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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 522
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MattM95 : I'm from Canada. Not much to know about me, just a random guy.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32622) - you deserved it (3042)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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