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MattAaron90
  • Town/Country : Belle Vernon, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 May 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 161
  • Number of comments : 1
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Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML

#5942211 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (42886) - you deserved it (1926)

On 10/22/2009 at 8:30am - misc - by scarred - Sent from mobile version

Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML

#5940105 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (31758) - you deserved it (2139)

On 10/22/2009 at 1:53am - love - by uneek_3225 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my boyfriend came to wake me up with some flowers and breakfast in bed. We started getting intimate, after a short while, there was a knock. We looked out of the window and there was the window cleaner with his thumbs up and grinning. FML

#5754527 (58)

I agree, your life sucks (12473) - you deserved it (2993)

On 10/10/2009 at 6:19am - intimacy - by Taraa3 (woman) - United Kingdom (Hartlepool)

Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML

#5522380 (47)

I agree, your life sucks (5623) - you deserved it (16609)

On 09/28/2009 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Oops54321 (man) - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I was in the bathroom defecating when I felt something hanging there. I reached back with toilet paper and starting pulling it out inch by inch; 3 feet later I learned I had a tapeworm. Worst of all, no pharmacy has the med the doctor prescribed. I have to live with this thing until the med gets here. FML

#5276065 (394)

I agree, your life sucks (50987) - you deserved it (2466)

On 09/15/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by benander (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I saw a spider in my bathtub, so instead of killing it, i decided to bring my dog inside the bathroom to kill the spider for me. Turns out that the spider was a black widow, and my dog was bit. The dog killed the spider. The spider killed my dog. FML

#674037 (218)

I agree, your life sucks (55437) - you deserved it (105186)

On 03/29/2009 at 1:04am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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