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Matskates14
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 July 1997 (16 years)
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About Matskates14 : Yo its matt...I Skate and love to chill and hang with friends..i have a youtube account "matbmx1"i was born in NyC kiDZ:well thats all that i can think or right now..Later

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Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34996) - you deserved it (87247)

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