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About Matrix159 : Well I'm 16 and I love programming, riding bike, and anything interesting of the sort. I'm always up for talking to new people!
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Today, I finally felt ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him. In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with my nails. His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection. FML
Thursday 22 January 2015