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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 120
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Matrix159 : Well I'm 16 and I love programming, riding bike, and anything interesting of the sort. I'm always up for talking to new people!

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Today, I finally felt ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him. In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with my nails. His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection. FML

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