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Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36140) - you deserved it (3407)

On 12/17/2010 at 12:30pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24303) - you deserved it (10319)

On 11/27/2010 at 10:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24354) - you deserved it (6459)

On 09/09/2010 at 3:58pm - love - by kevdev (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24354) - you deserved it (6459)

On 09/09/2010 at 3:58pm - love - by kevdev (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24354) - you deserved it (6459)

On 09/09/2010 at 3:58pm - love - by kevdev (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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