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MathiasMahBrony
  • Town/Country : North Carolina, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 221
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About MathiasMahBrony : Hej. I am from Copenhagen, Denmark (I moved to the USA when I was a year old). I am a sixteen year old geeky Danish girl named Lila. I have mental problems, so I have the mind of a deranged six year old. I am obsessed with Square Enix (My favorite Kingdom character is Vexen and my favorite Final Fantasy character is Squall Leonheart). Tim Burton, Edgar Allan Poe, and Vincent Price are my idols. I love Pokemon, Square Enix games, Marilyn Manson, Video games, My Little Pony, and I am obsessed with Tim Burton (No wonder I'm single). I can speak Danish, Norwegian, Swedish, and English. I have two friends named Meghan and (who is like an older brother to me) Mathias.

If you message me, I will most likely reply, so feel free to say hello!

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Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31433) - you deserved it (2631)

On 01/06/2010 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, a little girl standing next to me on the train suddenly hugged me. I thought maybe she was sad or I reminded her of someone, and hugged her back. Then she smiled, squeezed my lovehandles, and said "Honk, honk!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37340) - you deserved it (5988)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:48pm - kids - by squeezable (woman) - United States (New York)



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