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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 726
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About MatheusRajuidas : Fluent in three languages: Russian, English, French.
15 years old, 11th grade, bisexual with a preference for guys... Likes biology, maths, all kind of sciences really... Might get a little too philosophical at times when that kinda mood strikes me... I'm boring, don't know what am I going to do in the future, feel like a failure... Well mainly that's it.

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MatheusRajuidas's favorite FMLs

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42164) - you deserved it (3415)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I bought a UV light so I could detect cat pee, since I was sure my cat was relieving herself on the carpet. I decided to try it out in the living room first. Nearly half the room lit up like a Christmas tree. FML


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