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Mata_Hari

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 18373
  • Number of comments : 124
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mata_Hari : I would like to go back to a time... when it was Radio Ga Ga and NOT Lady Gaga.

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Today, I confronted my fiancé and told him I knew his 'little secret'. I had suspected that he had been ruining his wedding diet by eating pizza at the office. He replied that the affair with his secretary had only been going on for a couple of months. FML

#2251338
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79603) - you deserved it (7799)

On 05/24/2009 at 7:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608
456 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45645) - you deserved it (154085)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML

#632473
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (184057) - you deserved it (36963)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by coughandcold (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. FML

#548687
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63944) - you deserved it (9314)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:36am - misc - by Ltl_Dust_Bunny (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I forgot my cell phone I decided to try and hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML

#238492
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30552) - you deserved it (56997)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:03pm - misc - by GrLifeusx (man) - United States (New York)

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

#703
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8887) - you deserved it (30874)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23750) - you deserved it (7839)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version



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