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Master_Tweek
  • Town/Country : Indian Mound, Tennessee, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 October 1985 (28 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger for the first time, he started moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML



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