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Today, my boyfriend got done with Marine combat training. The first thing he asked for weren't pictures of me but pictures of his car. Missed you too babe. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22169) - you deserved it (2851)

On 12/10/2012 at 2:47am - love - by chels (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML


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On 02/17/2012 at 7:43am - kids - by thatoneperson - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML


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On 02/04/2012 at 5:16am - intimacy - by mattttbob - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I have been pissing blood for 2 hours, ever since some douche in a Nixon mask ran up and slugged me in the kidney. FML


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On 10/14/2011 at 11:09am - health - by Nixontones - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML


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On 09/22/2011 at 11:05pm - love - by Storm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at 7am, I was woken up by a telemarketer. He tried to sell me a bedroom set containing "a comfortable pillow and goose feather cover". I was working the graveyard shift and had only just gotten to sleep an hour earlier. FML

Today, I got home from work to find my wife asleep in her easy chair with my two year old son asleep in a pile of torn-up paper. I soon found out it was my 1960s collection of a Superman comic book series that I inherited from my dad. It was worth well over $2,000. FML


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On 09/12/2011 at 10:15pm - kids - by Randy - United States (Alabama)

Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After calling her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML


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On 04/23/2011 at 1:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I walked into a room, where a guy was violently picking his nose. He kept picking. A very pretty girl walked in after me, and he immediately stopped and sat up straight. Apparently, I'm too ugly to motivate strangers to stop excavating their nasal cavities. FML


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On 03/29/2011 at 1:12pm - misc - by uggo - United States

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML


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