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Today, while shopping for Black Friday, I got in line, hoping to get an Xbox One. I spent so long mistakenly standing in line for the bathroom that the store had sold out by the time I realized my mistake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21182) - you deserved it (13453)

On 11/27/2015 at 7:18pm - money - by nitemastr15 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML

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On 09/22/2015 at 5:54pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I can't go on watching season 8 of The Big Bang Theory, not because of the steady decline of the show's quality, but because I can't stand Penny's new haircut. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31582) - you deserved it (18912)

On 09/23/2014 at 8:48am - misc - by shelookslikemiley - Australia



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