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MaryssaJean

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MaryssaJean

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Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML

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88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33026) - you deserved it (10785)

On 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Face fucking palm - United States (Georgia)

Today, being too poor to buy makeup, I walked into Macy's and "tested" some products out, just so I could look nice for my job interview. FML

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On 03/13/2013 at 9:47am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was having a debate with my friend, who actually believes karma is real. He got very angry with me and stormed off, tripping over his own feet in the process. I laughed and asked what he'd done in a past life to deserve that one. He responded by getting up and punching me. FML

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On 06/07/2012 at 5:26pm - health - by sh3n-D (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

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On 11/08/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by lunarstrain - United Kingdom (London)



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