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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 March 1945 (70 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1138
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML


I agree, your life sucks (23380) - you deserved it (3795)

On 09/26/2015 at 8:08am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage. I guess I hit the spot, because he muttered, "Please marry me" into the pillow. Considering we've been going out for years and had spoken about marriage before, I stopped in my tracks. He stammered, "Oh, I mean... Not like that. Will you keep going?" FML


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On 10/06/2014 at 7:41pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I thought I was finally over my anxiety problem, and confidently went to my first ever job interview. Halfway through, the manager tells me that if I didn't stop being so nervous, he couldn't give me the job. I cried. FML


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On 10/02/2014 at 4:56am - work - by rejected - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML


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On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to sit through yet another one of my mom's, "You need to grow and gain some weight!" rants. I'm 22 and she doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm done growing. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting past 5'2". FML


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On 07/29/2014 at 4:27am - misc - by Tiny (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML


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On 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Face fucking palm - United States (Georgia)

Today, being too poor to buy makeup, I walked into Macy's and "tested" some products out, just so I could look nice for my job interview. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39668) - you deserved it (4693)

On 03/13/2013 at 9:47am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, it was my first day back at school. My social anxiety is so bad that I couldn't even raise my hand to use the bathroom because I didn't want people to look at me. FML


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On 09/04/2012 at 5:55pm - health - by freakingout (man) - United States (New York)

Today, in health class we were watching a documentary about anxiety. My teacher asked if any of us often feel anxious. I was too anxious to raise my hand, and went into a minor panic attack. FML


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On 03/23/2012 at 10:23am - health - by cjd - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML


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On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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