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Today, being too poor to buy makeup, I walked into Macy's and "tested" some products out, just so I could look nice for my job interview. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35453) - you deserved it (4253)

On 03/13/2013 at 9:47am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was having a debate with my friend, who actually believes karma is real. He got very angry with me and stormed off, tripping over his own feet in the process. I laughed and asked what he'd done in a past life to deserve that one. He responded by getting up and punching me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8813) - you deserved it (33131)

On 06/07/2012 at 5:26pm - health - by sh3n-D (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42269) - you deserved it (7743)

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