About MaryJo96 : My name is Mary Jo, I'm 18, and I live in South Carolina and don't plan on ever leaving! I am strong in my Christian faith, and am currently enrolled in a university pursuing a career as an artist with a business minor :) Message me if you wanna talk! :)
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by KatieB / 04/04/2012 at 5:11pm / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Intimacy
Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML
by lyla / 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/04/2012 at 1:43am / United States / Intimacy
by Brit / 12/16/2011 at 3:50am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
by Anonymous / 12/13/2011 at 8:57am / Norway (Sogn og Fjordane) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/30/2011 at 6:46pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by Andrew / 10/31/2011 at 12:04am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/27/2011 at 11:48pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by WhoopteeDooDoo / 10/12/2011 at 6:47pm / United States (Texas) / Money
Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML
by tryingtobepretty101 / 09/02/2011 at 12:58pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by squishylog / 08/12/2011 at 3:44am / United States (California) / Animals
by flipnazn / 07/15/2011 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by stephiew / 07/13/2011 at 11:15pm / United States (Georgia) / Health
by fthislyfe / 07/02/2011 at 10:06am / United States (Wyoming) / Love
by anonymous / 06/23/2011 at 10:19am / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on… Today, after two years of dating, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend on my birthday. It wasn't as… Today, my girlfriend was going down on me, when I heard my dog start growling. He must have thought…