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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MaryJo96 : My name is Mary Jo, I'm 18, and I live in South Carolina and don't plan on ever leaving! I am strong in my Christian faith, and plan to be a veterinarian when I grow up:) Message me if you wanna talk! :)

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Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31645) - you deserved it (27371)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, two American guys attacked me for not speaking their language. I'm from England, and they said I'm speaking my own language wrong. FML

#18525821
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36187) - you deserved it (6278)

On 12/16/2011 at 3:50am - misc - by Brit - Reserved

Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML

#18501899
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25665) - you deserved it (1971)

On 12/13/2011 at 8:57am - misc - by Anonymous - Norway (Sogn og Fjordane)

Today, I was helping first-graders do school work when one of them stabbed me in the face with a pencil, all because I told her that a three was backwards. FML

#18396492
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27733) - you deserved it (3023)

On 11/30/2011 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML

#18117360
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45269) - you deserved it (8899)

On 10/31/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Andrew - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my roomate informed me that her snake was missing in our apartment again. Apparently, I need to be careful because the snake's attracted to blood. I'm on my period. FML

#18093315
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30516) - you deserved it (2577)

On 10/27/2011 at 11:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML

#17969396
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33405) - you deserved it (4278)

On 10/12/2011 at 6:47pm - money - by WhoopteeDooDoo (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML

#17644217
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22037) - you deserved it (7862)

On 09/02/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by tryingtobepretty101 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML

#17447833
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42733) - you deserved it (6317)

On 08/12/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by squishylog - United States (California)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54551) - you deserved it (9314)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a nose bleed in the ladies bathroom. An old lady comes out of a stall and says, "Oh, your nose is bleeding. Well I shit my pants. I'm sure it'll come out in the wash." FML

#17100769
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22357) - you deserved it (2122)

On 07/13/2011 at 11:15pm - health - by stephiew - United States (Georgia)

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

#16947329
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39694) - you deserved it (7157)

On 07/02/2011 at 10:06am - love - by fthislyfe (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

#16814483
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41945) - you deserved it (3635)

On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, my curious cat jumped in. She decided she really doesn't like showers and to avoid getting wet, used my naked body as a makeshift tree. FML

#16467206
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31330) - you deserved it (4103)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:06pm - animals - by brittaneejanex - United States

Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML

#15852392
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32844) - you deserved it (16514)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm - work - by Stupid (woman) - United States



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