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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 December 1998 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 278
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MartinDJ : I enjoy my daily reading of suck-ish lives where I can smile and say I definitely have a better one.

You may not know or believe me but I actually do enjoy to speak with ppl and I promise to try to entertain you or what not. I promise, I rarely bite. So y'know or mah... idek you can text/snap me.

Kik : MartinDorph

Snapchat : martin_dorph

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.


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