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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 February 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 110
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Martijn1102 : Hello, i'm a dutch boy who reads fml's for entertainment.

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Martijn1102's favorite FMLs

Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was: if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24295) - you deserved it (44703)

On 08/19/2014 at 9:37am - misc - by drunk under 18 teenager (man) - Morocco (Marrakech-Tensift-Al Haouz)

Today, as I was driving, a massive cockroach clicked its way across my windshield. I pulled over to fling it out the window, but it spread its wings and flew around like a hook-armed stabbing machine. I lost it in the dark car and now I can't find it. It's going to be a long drive home. FML


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On 08/06/2014 at 9:34am - animals - by Baustigt - Australia

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