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Today, my mum excitedly discussed with me the prospect of starting a mother-son YouTube duo. Thinking she was joking, I went along with it. She is now installing a 24-hour webcam in the house to record our conversations, which she perceives as hilarious, and is going to upload them. FML

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On 01/14/2013 at 5:06am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to explain to my husband that the 5-second rule doesn't apply if you drop the floss into the toilet. FML

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On 01/13/2013 at 10:36pm - misc - by PeeFlavouredFloss (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

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On 01/13/2013 at 10:00pm - misc - by anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, my 17 year old boyfriend's mother bought him a giraffe onesie. He refused to take it off and insisted on wearing it everywhere we go. We live in Australia and it's our summer now. So far he has passed out 3 times in public because he over heated, but he still won't take it off. FML

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On 01/11/2013 at 6:36am - love - by GiraffeLover - Australia

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML

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On 12/25/2012 at 12:00am - love - by all by myself - United States (Alaska)

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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On 09/19/2012 at 5:27am - love - by pussyface96 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tripped over my dog and landed on my face while trying to prove to my father that I can walk and chew gum at the same time. FML

#20064184
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On 09/09/2012 at 2:15am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML

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On 09/05/2012 at 4:14am - love - by steve (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now refers to all my female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML

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On 06/04/2012 at 11:47pm - work - by kufan1324 - United States

Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML

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On 05/15/2012 at 4:08am - intimacy - by uni life (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML

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On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my desk is perfectly placed so that my boss can shoot me with a Nerf gun from his office. FML

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On 02/19/2012 at 9:42pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

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On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML

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On 02/09/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by Falcon - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

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On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom



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