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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 May 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 249
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MarsVolta94 : im 15 and i live in Indiana my life is pretty dramatic lately

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Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43316) - you deserved it (9432)

On 09/05/2009 at 10:16am - love - by thisrllysucks (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (197404) - you deserved it (31439)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)



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