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Marmarfarfar
  • Town/Country : Ottawa, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 755
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Marmarfarfar : Hello! I absolurely love the FML wdbsite and app! Other things I love are reading, baking, cooking, and video gaming. If you would like to chat and learn more about me just leave a message. :)

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Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (266408) - you deserved it (49529)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14520) - you deserved it (3552)

On 12/30/2008 at 11:53am - love - by Noname - Australia (New South Wales)



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