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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 July 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2513
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About Marmarfarfar : Hello! I absolurely love the FML wdbsite and app! Other things I love are reading, baking, cooking, and video gaming. If you would like to chat and learn more about me just leave a message. :)

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Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25505) - you deserved it (14102)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:02am - health - by Bigpoppa0507 - Canada

Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35094) - you deserved it (3418)

On 07/25/2011 at 10:10am - misc - by Bec (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49280) - you deserved it (16732)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14551) - you deserved it (41521)

On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (22757) - you deserved it (34400)

On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my grandmother told me to say "sofa king retarded" really fast. Not only did it take me several attempts to figure out what it meant, I'm now grounded by my mother for having a foul mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15771) - you deserved it (25499)

On 12/06/2010 at 12:03pm - misc - by bribreeeeeezyfreshhh (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML


I agree, your life sucks (37835) - you deserved it (3500)

On 09/16/2010 at 9:30pm - love - by ccblock (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42544) - you deserved it (4331)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:17am - kids - by Teaching (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33791) - you deserved it (16095)

On 10/07/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50614) - you deserved it (20013)

On 08/11/2009 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Teamarie (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had a big party that left my house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When my parents got home, my dad said "Did you have fun at the party?" and I said, "How'd you know?" and he replied "You hate cleaning and the house was filthy when we left". FML


I agree, your life sucks (12469) - you deserved it (51479)

On 07/15/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by far23 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML


I agree, your life sucks (152263) - you deserved it (11233)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after masturbating in the shower, I heard my phone go off outside the bathroom. After my mom saw me get my phone to check my messages she said "I think you're addicted to that", to which I said "but it feels so good and every guy does it." She was talking about how I text people a lot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14265) - you deserved it (76538)

On 06/07/2009 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Jon (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (299309) - you deserved it (162743)

On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

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