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Marlie_May84

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 345
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Marlie_May84 : Hi! ^o^. U creeping? Haha JK. Though if you are I guess I should introduce myself. I'm Marlie //extends hand. Okie.. About me.

Gosh. Where to start.. I'm a pretty shy person. I have this thing called social anxiety. Yeah it sucks. I'm a nice person, I'm also a Kitty! =^o^=. Meow.

I'm also pretty good at spelling and whatnot. Any misspellings are probably done on purpose. Or maybe not. //shifty eyes.

Well, feel free to message me. No creeps please.. I had to deal with that on f/b. :P. Changed my privacy settings so all is good!

Feel free to play scramble with friends with me. MarlieMay84

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Today, after dieting, rigorous exercising and a major lifestyle change, I have finally reached my fitness goal. My parents were more excited about my 17-year-old brother getting to 3rd base with his girlfriend. FML

by Anonymous / 05/23/2012 at 10:47pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML

by Shopper / 05/23/2012 at 6:50pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML

by Anonymous / 05/23/2012 at 4:38pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work

Today, we got a call that my brother stuck a rock up his nose and couldn't get it out. My mom had to pick him up and take him to the hospital. My brother is 20. FML

by littlebigbrother / 05/23/2012 at 2:13am / Japan / Miscellaneous

Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML

by Anonymous / 08/30/2011 at 7:24am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy

Today, I am 9 months pregnant. I had a dream where I successfully pushed and gave birth to my son. Meanwhile, in the real world, I successfully pushed and gave birth to a large dump. FML

by Annakins / 06/06/2010 at 2:31pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids

Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML

by slcbabii23 / 10/01/2009 at 3:56am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was taking a picture with my friend. Her camera can pick out a certain color and only have that color show up in the picture. She chose yellow because of the yellow on my dress. When she showed me the picture, the sash wasn't the only yellow thing; my teeth showed up, too. FML

by becstar90 / 06/05/2009 at 12:21am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, for my birthday, someone left a big bottle of mouth wash on my desk with a big bow on it. FML

by Anonymous / 05/15/2009 at 6:38pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML

by squirty_joe / 03/08/2009 at 2:37pm / United States / Work