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About Marlie_May84 : Hi! ^o^. U creeping? Haha JK. Though if you are I guess I should introduce myself. I'm Marlie //extends hand. Okie.. About me.
Gosh. Where to start.. I'm a pretty shy person. I have this thing called social anxiety. Yeah it sucks. I'm a nice person, I'm also a Kitty! =^o^=. Meow.
I'm also pretty good at spelling and whatnot. Any misspellings are probably done on purpose. Or maybe not. //shifty eyes.
Well, feel free to message me. No creeps please.. I had to deal with that on f/b. :P. Changed my privacy settings so all is good!
Feel free to play scramble with friends with me. MarlieMay84
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Today, after dieting, rigorous exercising and a major lifestyle change, I have finally reached my fitness goal. My parents were more excited about my 17-year-old brother getting to 3rd base with his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML
Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML
Today, I was taking a picture with my friend. Her camera can pick out a certain color and only have that color show up in the picture. She chose yellow because of the yellow on my dress. When she showed me the picture, the sash wasn't the only yellow thing; my teeth showed up, too. FML
Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML
Monday 18 August 2014