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  • Number of visits : 237
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Marlie_May84 : Hi! ^o^. U creeping? Haha JK. Though if you are I guess I should introduce myself. I'm Marlie //extends hand. Okie.. About me.

Gosh. Where to start.. I'm a pretty shy person. I have this thing called social anxiety. Yeah it sucks. I'm a nice person, I'm also a Kitty! =^o^=. Meow.

I'm also pretty good at spelling and whatnot. Any misspellings are probably done on purpose. Or maybe not. //shifty eyes.

Well, feel free to message me. No creeps please.. I had to deal with that on f/b. :P. Changed my privacy settings so all is good!

Feel free to play scramble with friends with me. MarlieMay84

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Today, after dieting, rigorous exercising and a major lifestyle change, I have finally reached my fitness goal. My parents were more excited about my 17-year-old brother getting to 3rd base with his girlfriend. FML

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104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22729) - you deserved it (2607)

On 05/23/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML

#19669022
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16229) - you deserved it (6768)

On 05/23/2012 at 6:50pm - misc - by Shopper (woman) - United States

Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML

#19668387
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20702) - you deserved it (4410)

On 05/23/2012 at 4:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, we got a call that my brother stuck a rock up his nose and couldn't get it out. My mom had to pick him up and take him to the hospital. My brother is 20. FML

#19666346
83 comments

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On 05/23/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by littlebigbrother - Japan

Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML

#17619671
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39329) - you deserved it (5292)

On 08/30/2011 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I am 9 months pregnant. I had a dream where I successfully pushed and gave birth to my son. Meanwhile, in the real world, I successfully pushed and gave birth to a large dump. FML

#11011756
197 comments

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On 06/06/2010 at 2:31pm - kids - by Annakins (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML

#5580319
123 comments

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On 10/01/2009 at 3:56am - misc - by slcbabii23 (woman) - United States (Missouri) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I was taking a picture with my friend. Her camera can pick out a certain color and only have that color show up in the picture. She chose yellow because of the yellow on my dress. When she showed me the picture, the sash wasn't the only yellow thing; my teeth showed up, too. FML

#2619550
150 comments

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On 06/05/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by becstar90 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, for my birthday, someone left a big bottle of mouth wash on my desk with a big bow on it. FML

#1969989
92 comments

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On 05/15/2009 at 6:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML

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156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61696) - you deserved it (18055)

On 03/08/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by squirty_joe (woman) - United States



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