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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 October 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 177
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I went on Facebook. The third post down was a selfie of my mom looking sad, with the caption, "God I need a good dicking." FML


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On 07/23/2014 at 4:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML


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On 07/12/2014 at 10:00am - intimacy - by weeping_angel_ - United States (New York)

Today, I complained to the train company online. I filled in information and added several photos as evidence. I only realised later that the photos I attached were nudes. FML


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On 07/08/2014 at 12:29pm - intimacy - by anona (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, while working at Home Depot, a customer tried to engage me in a conversation about which gardening tool would "hypothetically" be the best to kill his wife with. FML


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