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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 February 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 23
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Marlene_enelraM : I like video games.. YouTube ... Sammy .... Sleep... And food ---my life is weird and my mom thinks I need a psychiatrist oh well

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me but wanted to make sure that we were still friends, so he could still use my Netflix. FML

#20963690
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I agree, your life sucks (43694) - you deserved it (3419)

On 11/19/2013 at 7:19pm - love - by unwantedforlife (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!". I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML

#20959504
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I agree, your life sucks (29419) - you deserved it (44302)

On 11/16/2013 at 5:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

#20942129
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I agree, your life sucks (40049) - you deserved it (6589)

On 11/02/2013 at 1:06am - love - by lucy_g (woman) - United States



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