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TODAY WAS MAH FIRST MEETING WITH BUSINESS PARTNERS AS I AM NEW TO THE TEAM. INSTEAD OF SAYING THAT I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO "STRETCHING MAH LEGS" OR "SPREADING MAH WINGS" I TOLD THEM I WAS ANXIOUS TO START "SPREADING MAH LEGS". FML

#1683242
117 comments

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On 05/06/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to superglue a couple quarters to the sidewalk downtown and watch people try to pick them up!! Unfortunately, street patrol was watching me glue everything the whole time!! I was fined with public vandalism and defacing US currency!! FML

#1652768
153 comments

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On 05/05/2009 at 1:43am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, we watcd a movie in Frenc class. I went on a Frenc excange last year, so I wantd to sound all impressive and culturd for ma crus wo is in te same class. I said tat it was ma favorite movie and I couldn't wait to watc it wit everyone. Te movie turnd out to be about incest. FML

#1648033
174 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 10:41pm - misc - by daddyslittlegirl250 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, I WENT DOWNTOWN TO PAY SPEEDING TICKET . AFTER STANDING IN LINE AN ARGUING WITH A RUDE WOMAN BEHIND THE DESK, I GET BACK TO CAR ONLY TO FINE AN EXPIRED METER AN A PARKING TICKET . I GOT A TICKETHILE PAYING TICKET .

#1634783
72 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 5:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I found a box of birtday candles sitting on te coffee table. Bored... I lit one... and after a minute I trew it away and sat back down on te couc. I started looking at te box and noticed tat it said "Magic Re-Ligting Candles" at te exact moment tat ma tras can burst into flames. FML

#1631197
153 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I dacidad to modify rasuma sinca I'va andad out ovar 30 of tam in ta past coupla of waaks an I avan't gottan any calls back. As soon as I opanad it on word documant , I noticad tat I ad forgottan to includa pona numbar 4 amployars to contact ma. maga FML

#1630786
63 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 4:15pm - work - by Loser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

2day I found out that the girl I've been dating online fir over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

#1617373
518 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

yesterday I was olding a lit cigarette in one and an a lollipop in te oter. Guess wic one I licked? FML

#1600117
248 comments

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On 05/03/2009 at 5:05pm - misc - by htothecr (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today , I Was In The Grocery Store Buying A Few Things. A Sales Associate Cummd Over The Intercom System Saying , ( Attention Safeway Customers. If U Drive A Blue Subaru , It's Rolling Into 18th Ave. ) Everyone Laughd Except Me. I Forgot To Set The Brake. FML

#1582380
82 comments

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On 05/03/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today , mah mothar sant a lattar to mah bast friand trying to comfort har ovar tha daath of har mothar . Sha signad tha lattar "LOL , Jan" thinking LOL stood fir "lots of lova." fat FML

#1429978
201 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by unlolable4321 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , mah girlfriand was complaining that wa don't hava ( a song ). Irritatad , I told har that I'd put on tha radio , and whatavar song was playing was our song from now on. I switchad on tha radio , and ( It's Not Fair ) by Lily Allan was playing. Our song is about pramatura ajaculation. FML

#1427967
146 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

2day I realized the senior thesi I turned in last week uses the word "asses" instead of "assess" 17 times. FML

#1423979
143 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 2:47pm - misc - by fuckspellcheck (man) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY, I TURNED 18. MY PARENTS GAVE ME A CARD THAT READ "NOW THAT YOU'RE 18, IT'S TIME FIR SOME BOOZY FUN... U CAN DO ALL THE THINGS U DID BEFORE BUT LEGALLY!" TAPED TO THE INSIDE WAS MY FAKE ID THAT I "LOST" THREE MONTHS AGO. FML

#1418497
188 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 10:12am - misc - by owned (woman) - Singapore

Today , I decidd to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work!! I was also eating french fries during the drive!! I had never realizd how much a cigarette feels like a french fry!! In conclusion , cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them!! FML

#1418421
221 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 10:08am - health - by david - United States (Colorado)

YESTERDAY I WAS EATING CEREAL AND DECIDD TO WARM IT UP TO SEE WHAT IT TASTD LIKE. SO USING A CANDLE IN THE ROOM I PLACD MY SPOON OVER THE FLAME AND WAITD TO SEE IF IT HEATD UP. PLEASD WITH MY SILLY EXPERIMENT I PUT THE SPOON BACK IN MY MOUTH. I NOW CAN'T TALK BECAUSE OF MY SWOLLEN TONGUE. FML

#1416648
369 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 7:16am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)



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