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  • Birth Date : Friday 14 January 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1727
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MarkerofMagic : Im 16. I play Varsity Lacrosse for my high school. I'm going into 11th grade. Send me a message or visit my profile and ill do the same :) I don't know what i want to do when i grow up. Maybe the Marines or maybe an Architect/Engineer. Who knows My future is open and i'll let it come when it does.

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Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

#13481671
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19409) - you deserved it (25852)

On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

#13351667
418 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45831) - you deserved it (14683)

On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

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159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37332) - you deserved it (3484)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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