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  • Birth Date : Friday 14 January 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1957
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MarkerofMagic : Im 16. I play Varsity Lacrosse for my high school. I'm going into 11th grade. Send me a message or visit my profile and ill do the same :) I don't know what i want to do when i grow up. Maybe the Marines or maybe an Architect/Engineer. Who knows My future is open and i'll let it come when it does.

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MarkerofMagic's favorite FMLs

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20906) - you deserved it (27930)

On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46365) - you deserved it (14753)

On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37744) - you deserved it (3508)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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