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MarkToast

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MarkToast

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  • Number of visits : 988
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MarkToast : im just a kid living in a huge town trying to work out the flaws in my plan for world domination.

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MarkToast's favorite FMLs

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML

#21443162
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26487) - you deserved it (3212)

On 07/17/2015 at 7:04pm - misc - by AK-47 (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML

#21413424
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27570) - you deserved it (4937)

On 05/21/2015 at 6:48am - work - by pgmonster - United States (California)

Today, my roommate and I are so broke, we resorted to going to a Narcotics Anonymous meeting just for the refreshments. FML

#21395180
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28391) - you deserved it (3689)

On 04/17/2015 at 11:50am - money - by jamongrande - United States (California)

Today, while cleaning my desk I found a stray gumball. I quickly popped it into my mouth only to discover with horror that it was a paintball. FML

#21394264
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17180) - you deserved it (33579)

On 04/15/2015 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tore my ACL while doing physical therapy that's supposed to keep me from tearing my ACL. FML

#21381900
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32638) - you deserved it (2493)

On 03/26/2015 at 2:36pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML

#21369958
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (182) - you deserved it (25)

On 03/07/2015 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, some guy on the street threatened to stab me. I called his bluff, and walked away. He wasn't bluffing. FML

#21368848
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34497) - you deserved it (7360)

On 03/05/2015 at 7:25pm - misc - by Josh - United States (Missouri)

Today, after seven people at work approaching me and asking me if I was 'that lad from the paper', I picked one up to see what they were talking about. Turns out my doppelganger is a man who brutally murdered his older brother last year. FML

#21367159
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33153) - you deserved it (2085)

On 03/03/2015 at 9:01am - misc - by definatelynotamurderer (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML

#21324775
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33368) - you deserved it (2562)

On 12/26/2014 at 4:03pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, a very drunk woman at the family Christmas party told me she felt terrible that I don't have a mother who cares about me. She is my mother. FML

#21324062
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32767) - you deserved it (2241)

On 12/25/2014 at 3:20pm - misc - by anon - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that the "IRS scam" that I ignored last week was actually not a scam, and now I have a warrant out for me. FML

#21317643
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32132) - you deserved it (6587)

On 12/14/2014 at 10:50pm - money - by dawg - United States (Florida)

Today, since my finals are starting tomorrow, I made a joke about setting my math books on fire. I laughed. Friends laughed. Parents laughed. Guess what subject just managed to actually get in touch with my scented candles? FML

#21315641
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27524) - you deserved it (5967)

On 12/11/2014 at 2:55pm - misc - by not laughing anymore - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I found out I have sodium fluoride poisoning. Apparently, my water has a high level of sodium fluorine. I've been drinking much more water lately trying to be healthier. FML

#21313951
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30854) - you deserved it (2510)

On 12/08/2014 at 6:23pm - health - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)



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