About Mark03 : I'm just a guy who likes to laugh at other people's misfortunes...
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Today, while walking in the city with my little sister, she let go of my hand. Not wanting to lose her, I quickly tried to grab it back. That resulted in me grabbing some 50 year old man's junk. FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by Sharee K. - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was talking with my mom about getting the my school photos retouched. I believe her exact words were, "They'll take one look at you, and charge me triple." FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by yupppp (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 10:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Wife - United States
Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 3:43pm - intimacy - by Eddie (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)
Today, after being kept awake all night by my house-mate and his girlfriend, they woke me at the crack of dawn to apologize for being so loud. FML
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Today, in one fell swoop, my testicles and spirits were simultaneously crushed into submission by the girl I like. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by plantfood - United States
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 9:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)
Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by moonstone15 (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)
Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML
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On 06/02/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked: "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML
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On 06/02/2010 at 11:05am - misc - by Kagura - Turkey (Istanbul)
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
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On 06/01/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by mugged (man) - United States (New York)
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