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by Sharee K. / 08/08/2011 at 3:20pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by yupppp / 08/08/2011 at 2:12pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/08/2011 at 10:29am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/08/2011 at 3:16am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by Wife / 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm / United States / Intimacy
by Eddie / 08/07/2011 at 3:43pm / Israel (HaMerkaz) / Intimacy
by Username / 08/07/2011 at 4:08am / Reserved / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/06/2011 at 5:34pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by plantfood / 08/06/2011 at 2:35am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/05/2011 at 9:47pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML
by moonstone15 / 08/05/2011 at 8:24pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/05/2011 at 6:57pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/02/2010 at 2:17pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked: "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML
by Kagura / 06/02/2010 at 11:05am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Miscellaneous
by mugged / 06/01/2010 at 7:41pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the… Today, I found out that even though my parents have been married for 21 years, our "family friend,"… Today, my fiancé threatened to break up with me if our dog couldn't be the best man at our wedding.…